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Great Instructions

These are the actual, word-for-word directions for a little promo flashlight caribiner thingy from a summer camp which shall remain nameless (although it rhymes with Shmorest Shmome).

Features:

Aluminum case Super LED flashlight's with Carabina designfor mountain climbing, travel and key chain use.

Operation:

*Turn on the LED take out paper insulator.
*Turn leftword, the lamp house give off.
*Open rightward, put Battery (4XAG3 button cell).

Warning

Don't directly aim at eyes perpendicular
incidence light, avoid make your feel unwell.


There it is. I hope I don't make any of your feel unwell today.

“Great Instructions”

  1. Blogger Josh(ua) Treece Says:

    I just got the same thing in the mail. Did yours come in a big plastic tube? I might use the tube as a time capsule.