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Great Instructions

These are the actual, word-for-word directions for a little promo flashlight caribiner thingy from a summer camp which shall remain nameless (although it rhymes with Shmorest Shmome).

Features:

Aluminum case Super LED flashlight's with Carabina designfor mountain climbing, travel and key chain use.

Operation:

*Turn on the LED take out paper insulator.
*Turn leftword, the lamp house give off.
*Open rightward, put Battery (4XAG3 button cell).

Warning

Don't directly aim at eyes perpendicular
incidence light, avoid make your feel unwell.


There it is. I hope I don't make any of your feel unwell today.

This entry was posted by Mike Lovato, on Thursday, May 18, 2006. You can leave your response.

“Great Instructions”

  1. Blogger Josh(ua) Treece Says:
    2:47 PM  

    I just got the same thing in the mail. Did yours come in a big plastic tube? I might use the tube as a time capsule.
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