Ok, I read a lot of blogs. And EVERYONE today is talking about some dude Chris that got voted off American Idol last night and how it's the worst move ever and it's the end of civilization as we know it, blah blah blah. I say, "Who cares? So what if some guy who sings other people's songs and relies on a TV show for instant fame goes home?" So, in response, I have decided to list the top 5 reasons 24 is better than American Idol...thus showing why Fox is wasting its airtime...thus making my case for Fox to convert to the 24 network...all about 24, 24 hours a day.

5. American Idol hair: Some dude named Taylor with abnormally premature grayness. 24 hair: Jack Bauer looking good...more stress than anyone in the world...not a single gray hair.

4. American Idol emotions: People cry when they lose, when their friends lose, when their pets lose. 24 emotions: Emotions are not helpful to CTU's cause.

3. American Idol - probably gets paid millions of dollars to play "Bad Day" over and over and over... 24 - original soundtrack.

2. American Idol Formula: Audition, Perform, Vote, Repeat (wow, same thing as the last 4 seasons!). 24 Formula: Remove evil from the world at any cost. Hmm, I wonder which is making the world a better place...

1. American Idol opinions: Simon Cowell mouths off. 24 opinions: Jack Bauer would shoot Simon Cowell in the head...twice.

This entry was posted by Mike Lovato, on Thursday, May 11, 2006. You can leave your response.